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Category: Reviews By Me

They may be short. They may be long. (Or not even beautifully written pieces of work.) But by golly, they are reviews!

  • The Hate U Give

    The Hate U Give

    Guys, I think everyone needs to read this book. It was such an emotional ride. The author will put you in Starr’s shoes, and you will feel when she’s feeling (her anger, her fear, etc). The part where her friend is murdered by the cop was pretty terrifying and devastating, but the aftermath was rage-inducing and just as terrifying. It was actually written in 2017, starting as a short story by Thomas after the murder of Oscar Grant, but I’m reading this in 2024, four years after the murder of George Floyd, so I was comparing the aftermath (activism, riots, vandalism, looting) to the aftermath of Floyd’s murder. When people were saying it’s ok that Khalil died because he was a “thug” reminded me of how people kept justifying Floyd’s death was ok because he was on drugs. And guys???? Even rapists and murderers get fair trials.

    Also toward the end of the book, Starr lists a number of police brutality victims, including Oscar Grant, Trayvon Martin, Sandra Bland, and last but not least Emmett Till (killed in 1955).


    Also on a less serious note, there is a portion where Starr describes her dad’s theory about the Hogswarts houses being street gangs:

    Okay, so it is a good theory. Daddy claims the Hogwarts houses are really gangs. They have their own colors, their own hideouts, and they are always riding for each other, like gangs. Harry, Ron, and Hermione never snitch on one another, just like gangbangers. Death Eaters even have matching tattoos. And look at Voldemort. They’re scared to say his name. Really, that “He Who Must Not Be Named” stuff is like giving him a street name. That’s some gangbanging shit right there.

    The Hate U Give

    And if you’re a sci-fi nerd like me (of Star Wars and very specifically, of The Acolyte), Amandla Stenberg, who portrays the twins, is Starr in the movie version.

  • Plant Jerky Reviews

    Plant Jerky Reviews

    FYI, all wrappers (except for the first one) are empty since I ate them all. 😋 The first one is a product image from Beyond’s site, since I don’t have a Beyond Jerky wrapper handy right now.

    Beyond Meat Jerky

    It’s been at least year since I had this (found it at CVS of all places). The taste & texture was a lot like regular jerky. Only problem, is it’s really hard to find.

    Louisville Vegan Jerky Co: Maple Bacon

    This is the first jerky I tried from this company. It doesn’t have the same texture as Beyond or meat jerky, but the taste is like what you’d expect beef jerky to be like.

    Louisville Vegan Jerky Co: Smoked Black Pepper

    This one was black pepper flavored (which to me, just tastes like spicy). That was pretty much it. If you like spicy foods though, it’s great.

    Louisville Vegan Jerky Co: Smoky Carolina BBQ

    This wasn’t as spicy as the black pepper one, but it did taste overwhelmingly like BBQ sauce (Jack Daniel’s in particular). I’m not 100% a BBQ sauce, so it didn’t as much for me as much as the previous two, but I didn’t hate it.

    Theo’s Plant-Based Sweet Potato Jerky

    I’d say it’s more for people who don’t like meat-like taste/texture of plant meat. The texture was sort of like dehydrated fruit. It had a teeny bit of a kick to it, not spicy, more sweet.

  • Dragon Quest XI Demo

    Dragon Quest XI Demo

    FYI, just downloaded the demo for DQXI for the Switch and just arrived in Heliodor. I’ve only started exploring the entire town, so haven’t done anything else yet. Here’s my thought so far:

    • For those not aware, this is actually the 3rd Dragon Quest game I started, with the first being Builders 2 and the second being Builders 1. But you see, both Builders games specifically tell you when you’re going to name your character. XI didn’t do that. It just said to pick a name for your save file. I thought the Luminary would just be nameless or be called “Luminary” or “hero”. So…whatever you name your save file/”adventure log” will end up becoming your character’s name. I picked “giant” (short for giantpaper, which was too long to for me to type out on the Switch keyboard), and ended up restarting said save file when people kept calling him “giant”. 🤦‍♀️ So, he’s Lucian now.
    • I think Builders 2 cursed me. 😬 Came across what would be considered an animal pen in Builders, minus the door. And at first wondered how this could be considered an animal pen if there’s no gate. It kinda bugged me, like the game designers just made an unfinished animal pen.
    • After leaving Cobblestone, I came across some ruins. Had the strongest urge to take out my castle blocks so I could rebuild them.
    • I did not expect to find that many sound effects from Builders 2 in XI (ex. the victory sound effect after finishing a battle). I knew they were being used in Builders 1, but assumed they were Builders series only. So…yeah…it was kind of nostalgic for me. 😅 I guess reusing character sprites isn’t the only thing the Dragon Quest franchise likes to do. 🤔

    Gonna report back when I make more progress.

  • Call of the Tempestarii – Part 1

    Call of the Tempestarii – Part 1

    Just played the first mission in Warframe’s Call of the Tempestarii quest.

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